Drive-In Massacre

Drive-In Massacre

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Total Ratings 1,063
Total Reviews 43
Total Lists 59
Total Plots 20
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Ranking Status: Producer

Name: Joey Mauro

Gender: Male

Current Area: Southington, CT

Education: Starting College

About Me: Name: Joey. First and foremost, I love movies obviously. I play guitar, bass, and piano. I'm 18 years I hope to be a film maker...please don't make fun of me.

Interests: Movies, Films, Cinema, Music, Serial Killers, Politics, History, Movies, Films, Cinema

Movie Profile

Film I Love: 2001: A Space Odyssey is my all-time favorite, and then a couple hundred others.

Film I Hate: Rob Zombie's Halloween, Dumb and Dumberer

Guilty Pleasure: Really bad horror movies, (my username is Drive In Massacre...I dare you to see that)

Favorite Actors: Tom Hanks, Jimmy Stewart, Johnny Depp, Steve Buscemi

Favorite Director: MANY

Least Favorite Director: Uwe Boll/Michael Bay/Ronald Emmerich/some more...

Movie Quotes: "We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error." - Hal9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) "All right, lets shoot this fucker!" - Bela Lugosi, Ed Wood (1994) "Are you going to bark all day little doggy, or are

Latest Movie Review

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Near Dark

This is another film that is just recently finding it's audience, and that's something to be happy about, because man, this a cool and very original film that has it's own unique play on the vampire idea. The new contemporary, urban-western play on the vampire, makes it so much more realistic, and it's intense use of the weakness of daylight and no fangs, or coffins, or bats, or crucifixes, it's all really different and thorough. I love how this is directed by Katherine Bigelow, a person who would be the only female, Best Director winner at the Oscars, and this is one of if not her best film. She couldn't have found a better and more genuine cast for the travelling nomads that are the vampire. Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Jenette …

Recent Rating History

Movie Title Rating Overall Add
Planet of the Apes (2001) 0.5/4 2.2/4
Troll (1986) 2.0/4 1.8/4
Evil Bong 0.5/4 2.0/4
Off the Beaten Path 1.5/4 2.3/4
The Curse of the Cat People 2.0/4 2.6/4

Top Movie List

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. 2001: A Space Odyssey 4.0/4 3.1/4
2. Back to the Future 4.0/4 3.2/4
3. Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills 4.0/4 3.1/4
4. The Big Lebowski 4.0/4 3.1/4
5. Ed Wood 4.0/4 3.1/4

Movies I Want To See

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. Mean Streets N/A 3.0/4
2. Some Like It Hot N/A 3.2/4
3. Legend N/A 2.7/4
4. The Man Who Knew Too Much N/A 2.6/4
5. Fantastic Planet ( planète sauvage, La ) N/A 2.9/4

Recent Comments

SIngli6 - wrote on 06/21/11 at 09:53 AM CT

Top 10 Coen Brothers Films comment

I suppose I am just seeking elucidation. Why do you prefer 'Fargo' to 'Miller's Crossing', 'The Man Who Wasn't There', 'Burn After Reading', and 'A Serious Man' (which you apparently have not seen)?

SIngli6 - wrote on 06/17/11 at 09:42 AM CT

Top 10 Coen Brothers Films comment

Why does everybody love 'Fargo' so much. It's a good film, but it is incredibly bland compared to 'Miller's Crossing', 'The Man Who Wasn't There', 'Burn After Reading', and 'A Serious Man'.

industrialist - wrote on 09/30/09 at 01:54 AM CT

I am his clone.

The SHC - wrote on 07/27/09 at 10:30 AM CT

Yeah, that's gonna suck. You can tell it's gonna be bad if Robert Englund refused to play Freddy. I heard Johnny Depp's not too happy, either. I can just tell it's gonna make my shit-list...

You got very good tastes, my friend. lol, I love Drive-In Massacre. If you like "bad" movies that are entertaining, watch the Killer Condum, nothing better than Troma, lol

Holas - wrote on 07/09/09 at 01:21 PM CT

Top Serial Killer Movies comment

did you ever see, "the Minus Man" with owen wilson? That was a good moive for this genre.


ZJW - wrote on 05/16/09 at 04:54 PM CT

I have a review on it but it might give a few 2 many plot points away... maybe not though - watch it + then read it + see if you agree - lol

Overall, it's a very different film from the 1st Predator + once you can accept that you can enjoy it for what it is. I don't think it's as good as the original but once it finds it's footing, about half way through, it is a very solid film. Better than the two AvP films for sure...


ZJW - wrote on 05/14/09 at 02:34 PM CT

lol - i do love the Alien series. Right now i have a craving 2 watch both Predator films...

Drive-In Massacre - wrote on 05/08/09 at 08:08 AM CT

Top Movie List comment

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ZJW - wrote on 05/07/09 at 05:59 PM CT

The Beast of Yucca Flats Review comment

Everyone loves 'The Beast of Yucca Flats' - it's Coleman Francis' finest!! Have you watched the MST3K version yet? It's hilarious. I've never seen the film w/o their commentary + i don't want to - lol

GJ81 - wrote on 04/30/09 at 09:24 PM CT

Cheers for the add!! You have very good taste also, which will come in handy when you make it as a film-maker!!

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