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Ranking Status: Movie God

Name: Stoned Horror Critic

Gender: Male

Current Area: Manhatten, NY

Home Town: Sydney

Education: High School

Employer: I'm right behind you.

Position: Seriousely - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

About Me: I love horror movies, especially slashers from the 70s and 80s. My favourite horror movie is John Carpenter's classic HALLOWEEN. I'm really pissed about modern mainsteam horror, especially the crappy remakes that douche bag Micheal Bay pulls out of his ass. Still, we've been having some good ones recently, namely THE STRANGERS, MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, and of course Sam Raimi's epic return to horror: DRAG ME TO HELL. I also love a good action flick, especially ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976) and THE MATRIX.

Interests: Watching movies, eating, and killin' Nazis...

Movie Profile

Film I Love: Halloween (1978); Highlander (1986); The Thing (1982); Se7en (1995)

Film I Hate: Birth of a Nation, Friday the 13th (2009), Preciouse, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Shit

Guilty Pleasure: MASTURBATING!!!....what?

Favorite Genre: Horror

Least Favorite Genre: Romance

Favorite Actors: Christopher Lambert, Mark Hamill, Reb Brown, Jackie Earle Hayley

Least Favorite Actors: Chris Klein, Eva Mendes, Channing Tatum, Tyra Banks

Favorite Director: John Carpenter (FTW)

Least Favorite Director: Micheal Bay

Movie Quotes: "I met him 15 years ago, and was told there was nothing left. No concience, no reason, not even the most rudimentary sense of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this boy with these pale, emotionless eyes. The Devil's eyes." -Donald Pleasence (Halloween)

"I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum." -Roddy Piper (They Live)

"Cheating Bitch." -Kurt Russell (The Thing)

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Plan 9 from Outer Space

This Isn't a Movie...It's an ORGASM! :)

OK, I'm just gonna say it right now: I think Ed Wood is one of the greatest filmakers who ever lived. Hell, he's my fifth favourite filmaker (behind John Carpenter, Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg, and Quentin Tarantino). Seriousely, I love the man's work! Hell, he's one of the reasons why I love Uwe Boll: because Uwe Boll reminds me so much of Ed Wood. I'm NOT joking. Ed Wood has to be one of the happiest and most enthusiastic filmakers of all time, and Plan 9 From Outer Space is the greatest testament to his awesomeness. I mean seriousely, the fact that he used gasoline-soaked paper plates as flying saucers, and made his actors deliver awesomely awkward dialogue in really fucking weird ways, and the fact that he casted his wife's …

Recent Rating History

Movie Title Rating Overall Add
Thunder Bay 3.0/4 2.2/4
Tucker: The Man and His Dream 3.5/4 2.6/4
Down with Weapons ( Ned Med Vaabnene ) 3.0/4 1.9/4
Richard III (1995) 3.0/4 2.8/4
Romeo + Juliet (1996) 4.0/4 2.6/4

Top Movie List

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. The Shawshank Redemption 4.0/4 3.5/4
2. A Clockwork Orange 4.0/4 3.1/4
3. The Silence of the Lambs 4.0/4 3.4/4
4. The Godfather 4.0/4 3.5/4
5. Raiders of the Lost Ark 3.5/4 3.3/4

Top Horror

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. Halloween 4.0/4 3.2/4
2. Psycho 4.0/4 3.3/4
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4.0/4 2.9/4
4. Halloween II 3.5/4 2.6/4
5. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 3.5/4 2.3/4

Recent Comments

The Film Rebel - wrote on 01/21/11 at 10:22 PM CT

Insert "I Miss You" By Blink 182 : (

Holas - wrote on 01/21/11 at 12:26 PM CT

Best Comic Book Movies comment

Is anyone else questioning Anne Hathaway's future performance as Catwoman??

sapien - wrote on 12/24/10 at 12:49 AM CT

Most Kick-Ass Westerns comment

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! A top westerns list without "Unforgiven"?!! That's blasphemy! lol.

sapien - wrote on 12/24/10 at 12:47 AM CT

Best Cory Feldman Movies comment

I'm so glad you don't have Bordello of Blood on this list. That was a horrible movie. Sucks that Corey Haim died though.

The Film Rebel - wrote on 12/19/10 at 08:33 PM CT

Most Kick-Ass Westerns comment

lol I love how the site bills "El Mariachi" as "mariachi, El"

The Film Rebel - wrote on 12/19/10 at 08:32 PM CT

Top Biography List comment

No Walk the Line OR Raging Bull?!?! Thats blasphemy in my book!!! lol jk

The Film Rebel - wrote on 12/19/10 at 08:32 PM CT

Top Action List comment

Departed's not an action film. Its a cat and mouse Thriller/drama

The Film Rebel - wrote on 12/19/10 at 08:29 PM CT

Best Movies of 2010 comment

A 4/4 for Tron? Really? I liked it and all but I didn't think it was good enough for a 4/4 and I didn't like it as much as I did Harry Potter, Shutter Island, or Scott Pilgrim.

The Film Rebel - wrote on 12/13/10 at 12:51 AM CT

Worst Sequels Ever Made comment

lol Remember how you complained about FB's review of Mission Impossible II? Well, why is it one the list? ROFL

The Film Rebel - wrote on 12/04/10 at 09:58 PM CT

Halloween Review comment

Black Christmas came out in 74, man.

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