Rating of
2.5/4
Guns Akimbo
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 03/23/20
As fun as it sometimes is, we've seen all of this before: the chaotic hyper violence, the mayhem-filled scenarios, and the one-note commentary on how much internet culture sucks. "Guns Akimbo" takes old parts and builds something that feels... guess what?... Old!
Rating of
2/4
The Jesus Rolls
Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 03/21/20
An inferior spin-off of one cult comedy and a lousy remake of another, "The Jesus Rolls" has little in common with "The Big Lebowski" and makes almost no effort to take the familiar plot from "Going Places" anywhere new or exciting.
Rating of
3.5/4
Onward
FilmCrave User - wrote on 03/18/20
okay so lets start by saying i personally didnt know what to expect from this one but wow wow wow the humor was funny the story was good and that grad ol disney message was there to rely on i loved the fat brother and the action was another good point so fast moving and fun really enjoyable i gotta say if your kids cant handle grief well then you might wanna wait till dvd release date for this one but this was a fantastic movie and i can honestly recommend it to everyone though its a tough …
Rating of
1.5/4
Bloodshot
SIngli6 - wrote on 03/16/20
This is a film that is so poor in its execution of dramatic stakes that the only truly valid source from which I could derive any proper suspense was wondering whether I could stay awake throughout the whole thing.
Rating of
3/4
Guns Akimbo
ikkegoemikke - wrote on 03/09/20
A brutally entertaining comic-book-like movie.
I would have shot you in the dick,
if the target wasn’t so small.
“Guns Akimbo” is simply too absurd for words. It’s absolute nonsense and you shouldn’t take it too seriously. It’s simply “over the top” pulp and looks as if it’s based on some Asian comic strip. But believe me. This film is simply top-notch entertainment. A roller coaster that slowly takes a very steep run-up and then crashes into the depth with a breakneck-speed, shaking you back and forth. And this …
Rating of
0.5/4
The Queen's Corgi
Matthew Brady - wrote on 10/01/19
"Grab some puppy!" - Donald Trump
And yes that's actually in the movie.
