Ranking Status: Movie God
Film I Love: Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Film I Hate: Anything that annoys me.
Guilty Pleasure: stuff with explosions
Favorite Genre: Adventure
Least Favorite Genre: Sport
Favorite Actors: Harrison Ford, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren, Cate Blanchett
Least Favorite Actors: Adam Sandler, Kristen Stewart, Rob Schneider
Favorite Director: Steven Spielberg
Least Favorite Director: I gotta remember?
Movie Quotes: "It's not the years, it's the mileage."
"That don't make no sense."
"Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer."
Latest Movie Review
Lofty ambition hampered by weak execution.
A handsomely produced period drama trying to be a naughtier version of those 1940s wartime romances. Charlize Theron is pretty good for what little the script gives her. The moral quandary facing the characters is a fascinating one. There is unexpected nudity that’s certainly welcome. Except the movie does feel neutered, despite a R rating. Like it’s too self conscious to commit to its promised sensuality. Penelope Cruz begins a striptease which is tantalizing but it cuts before anything resembling skin is shown. Stuart Townsend has a pretty boy persona but he’s a pretty wooden dramatic actor who’s outclassed by his female costars. There’s a throaway line about a lesbian relationship that already sounds way more …
Recent Rating History
|Head in the Clouds||2.0/4||2.5/4|
|Angel Has Fallen||1.5/4||2.2/4|
|Basic Instinct 2||1.0/4||1.5/4|
|Body and Soul (1947)||2.0/4||2.6/4|
|The Wrath of God||2.5/4||1.8/4|