theCriticalMarisa

theCriticalMarisa

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Total Ratings 351
Total Reviews 23
Total Lists 16
Total Plots 0
Total Points 599

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theCriticalMarisa's Information

Ranking Status: Director

Gender: Female

Current Area: Somewhere over the rainbow

Home Town: MA

Education: I think, therefore I am.

Position: That's me in the profile picture with my good friends Beast, Mrs. Potts, Lumiere and Cogsworth. As you can see, I love to read.

About Me: Big sis of MikeInMotion. Twenty-something rock chick. Dog owner. Fish owner. Bibliophile. I arrange my movies by genre. In my collection, "Johnny Depp" is a genre.

Interests: Rock music \m/ \m/, concerts, movies, books, tennis, baseball, my hair

Movie Profile

Film I Love: Beauty & the Beast

Film I Hate: Silent Hill/Rob Zombie's Halloween/The Wickerman

Guilty Pleasure: Musicals

Favorite Genre: Fantasy

Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, RD Jr., Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hardy, Christian Bale

Least Favorite Actors: Russel Brand, Kevin James, Tom Cruise, George Clooney

Favorite Director: Burton/Nolan

Least Favorite Director: Cameron/Hardwicke

Movie Quotes: "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." - Wizard of Oz

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. -FB

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." - Grease

Latest Movie Review

Rating of
1.5/4

Oz the Great and Powerful

Great? Not so much..

Everything the Wizard of Oz IS, this movie ISN'T. There's no magic and whimsy. The actors try very hard to fake innocence and to have a whimsical air about them and just come off very fake and wooden. The casting was horrible. James Franco is not a leading man. He has absolutely no charisma. And when you're playing a philandering magician, you need charisma. I didn't see a wizard or a character. I saw James Franco in a funny suit, acting like an idiot. Mila Kunis was laughable. Michelle Williams was a dufas. What happened?? Rachel Weisz was ok. The best characters were the minor ones, like China Doll and Finley and guess what? They're animated! The only real points I can give this movie are for style. It's very visually striking, but …

Recent Rating History

Movie Title Rating Overall Add
Regression 0.5/4 2.1/4
Only Lovers Left Alive 2.0/4 3.0/4
One Missed Call (2008) 1.5/4 1.7/4
Jack the Giant Slayer 1.5/4 2.5/4
Quartet (2013) 2.0/4 2.8/4

Top Movie List

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. The Wizard of Oz 4.0/4 3.2/4
2. Beauty and the Beast 4.0/4 3.2/4
3. The Dark Knight 4.0/4 3.4/4
4. The Fighter 3.5/4 3.1/4
5. Hugo 4.0/4 3.0/4

Top Fantasy

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. The Wizard of Oz 4.0/4 3.2/4
2. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 3.5/4 3.1/4
3. Alice in Wonderland 3.5/4 2.6/4
4. Hugo 4.0/4 3.0/4
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End 3.5/4 2.7/4

Recent Comments

Chris d - wrote on 11/15/13 at 07:30 PM CT

hum shame I really wanted to see it too

Daniel Corleone - wrote on 07/20/13 at 03:21 AM CT

Franco is effective in serious roles not for Oz the Great and Powerful type flicks. If only Zach Braff would get better roles or continue to make new films then this would be a better world huh hehehe

Chris Kavan - wrote on 02/10/13 at 03:47 AM CT

Chernobyl Diaries Review comment

The only part of this film that got any reaction out of me at all was the bear (mainly because -WTF, a bear!) - after that, it was all downhill. This is even worse in that it emulates a found footage film, but fails so miserably. The genre it entirely too played out for my taste.

theCriticalMarisa - wrote on 08/04/12 at 06:17 PM CT

Tim Burton, Best to Worst comment

This list will probably end up changing because Tim Burton rocks (except Mars Attacks and Ed Wood, they hold solid spots at the bottom and will only move further down as he makes more movies).

MikeInMotion - wrote on 07/16/12 at 10:23 AM CT

Sis, Wlx for Miller's Crossing rec. Turturro is my hero. Bro

theCriticalMarisa - wrote on 05/16/12 at 07:56 PM CT

Why Did I Watch This?! comment

Thank you. I feel better now. The moral here is, "Never judge a DVD by it's title."

MikeInMotion - wrote on 05/16/12 at 07:42 PM CT

Why Did I Watch This?! comment

Cut yourself some slack; The Puffy Chair is a film with too great of a name to pass up.

MikeInMotion - wrote on 05/02/12 at 09:28 AM CT

I Liked You.. Until the Ending comment

The Departed is the reason why I take the stairs... = )

theCriticalMarisa - wrote on 04/29/12 at 03:56 PM CT

I Liked You.. Until the Ending comment

These aren't even movies I don't like, but movies that had endings that pissed me off!

chrisdye newguy - wrote on 03/21/12 at 01:53 AM CT

well thank you for the review by the way have you seen john carter yet it has a few choice words but is an over all wonderful movie that i recomend just a thought

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