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Ranking Status: Producer

Name: Christopher Patton

Gender: Male

Education: I went to and graduated from University a few times.

Employer: Reading Town

Position: ESL Instructor - Teaching English as a second language to children.

About Me: I enjoy writing four line poems with various wordings. I have mild OCD so repetitive RPG games are phenomenally fun to me (Diablo, Pokemon, Final Fantasy et al). I enjoy reading Nietzsche and watching movies- I tend to favor disturbing philosophical cinema with controversial subtexts. I review films on a 10 point scale (0 to 3 for action, 0 to 2 for comedy, 0 to 1 for good vs. evil, 0 to 1 for romance/love, 0 to 1 for special effects, 0 to 1 for plot, and 0 to 1 for music). 0 to 50% get 1 star, 60%-69% get 2 stars, 70%-89% get 3 stars, 90%-100% get 4 stars.

Interests: Everything is interesting given the archetypes you're looking for contingently.

Movie Profile

Film I Love: A Clockwork Orange

Film I Hate: Fireproof

Guilty Pleasure: Layer Cake, Perfect Blue (Animated!)

Favorite Genre: Horror

Least Favorite Genre: Musical

Favorite Actors: Sean Connery, Christian Bale, Cillian Murphy, Malcolm McDowell

Least Favorite Actors: Dane Cook, Jamie Foxx, Steven Seagal, The Wayans

Favorite Director: Nolan & Boyle

Least Favorite Director: Uwe Boll

Movie Quotes: A CLOCKWORK ORANGE Alex: What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST McMurphy: You're not gonna say that now! You're gonna pull that hen house shit? Now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on right now!

MEMENTO Leonard Shelby: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

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Masters of Horror - Haeckel's Tale


Haeckel's Tale properly references Frankenstein and this is indeed a Barker-ish version of it. Everything here is average at best, though it does answer the age old question: Why don't living dead or zombie flicks ever have an orgy? This one does!

Top Movie List

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. A Clockwork Orange 4.0/4 3.1/4
2. Memento 4.0/4 3.2/4
3. Let the Right One In ( Låt den rätte komma in ) 4.0/4 3.1/4
4. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 4.0/4 3.4/4
5. The Man Who Would Be King 4.0/4 3.0/4

Batman Films

# Movie Title Rating Overall Add
1. The Dark Knight 4.0/4 3.4/4
2. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 3.0/4 2.9/4
3. Batman Returns 3.0/4 2.7/4
4. Batman Begins 3.0/4 3.1/4
5. Batman 2.0/4 2.9/4

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Hannibal Rising Review comment

This was not a great "Hannibal" movie. But I liked it for the fact that it was an attempt to help us "understand" Hannibal. In this film, unlike the others, we all are kind of pulling for Hannibal. In the later films, while we don't want Hannibal killed, we do want him stopped.

But in this film, we want him to carry out the vengeance so richly deserved by these war criminals. II think most of us would feel that Hannibal is well within the right to seek out and destroy these men who …

BmovieJosh - wrote on 09/28/09 at 01:48 PM CT

Masters of Horror - Jenifer Review comment

If you gave the film a 55% shouldn't you have given it 2/4 stars instead of one?

Chris Kavan - wrote on 04/26/09 at 02:14 PM CT

I see Ponyo finally has a limited release date in August - If I'm lucky one of the theaters might play it here in Nebraska.

The SHC - wrote on 03/16/09 at 07:31 PM CT

Batman Films comment

You liked Batman & Robin?? amn, you really have pretty good tolerance to movies then, I gotta give you props for that!

Chris Kavan - wrote on 02/13/09 at 11:30 AM CT

I completely missed your message on Ponyo. I don't see a date set for release here yet. My guess is it will have a limited release sometime in 2009, hopefully sooner rather than later.

Allison - wrote on 02/12/09 at 07:51 PM CT

Hey! Glad you are finally getting settled in Korea. Is the delay for film releases pretty bad? Or is the distribution pretty good? I hope you'll get to see the Oscars. They're coming up pretty soon.

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