Full Movie Reviews
Armando Sanchez - wrote on 11/12/2011
Not bad at all.this film keeps you guessing in ways you never do a lot in horror films.Rob Zombie directs theses actors like I've never seen a horror director do before.this movie is truly amazing,people are calling it "terrible" I call it "good" it's the kind of horror film that actually deals with characters and not just pointless blood and guts.I felt like all these characters really did go through something,and this movie is truly just about them overcoming it.I don't consider this a horror film,I consider this a drama/horror film,cause that is what it is,and I love it.this mvie isn't just about a killer killing people,it actually deals with the people he's after anf even deals with himself at times,which I truly loved.Rob Zombie has proved to me again that he could direct.perfect …
Nick - wrote on 03/21/2010
Where to start with this film? Tyler Mane comes back and delivers a fantastic performance as Michael Myers but it stops there. This movie was made quickly and wasen't cared much about. But it will pass in my book I do think its better than the orginal sequel. If I had to think of another good performance it would be Brad Dourif. He did great come to think of it. I wish he would have done this great in the first Halloween but he made a quick u-turn and did great in Halloween 2. So the best performances worth seeing in this movie are Tyler Mane and Brad Dourif. Scout Taylor Compton did below ok this time. She went down instead of up. Malcolm McDowell was the biggest let down of the whole thing Rob Zombie did terrible with Dr. Loomis in this film felt more like he was a author and not a …
Nixon's Soul - wrote on 02/03/2010
Goth meets white trash seems to be the oeuvre that Rob Zombie decorates his pictures with.
In this tale from nowhere, Michael Myers eats seventeen hot dogs before throwing up at the state fair. Everyone laughs at him, so he busts out a weed-whacker-machine-gun combo and kills them all while fertilizing his lawn.
Years later, a bridezilla visits him on a white horse Lady Godiva-style. He follows her (who wouldn't) to Kazakhstan and reads a good amount of literature along the way. He becomes obsessed with Madame Butterfly after finishing reading the screenplay and vows to find a bride just as loquacious. But, lo and behold, she is the one leading him, the one on the white horse. They laugh so hard about it that they almost die, but don't, and that's where the twist ending came …
-himynameisjoe- - wrote on 08/31/2009
I actually was looking forward to seeing this movie because I didn't think that Rob Zombie's 2007 Halloween remake was half bad, but after sitting through this, I realized that I probably should have went to see the new Final Destination. This movie was 15 bucks not well spent.
I understand that this was supposed to Rob Zombie's "vision" on the Halloween series, and that is correct. John Carpenter's Halloween is long gone. With this film, Rob Zombie totally destroyed the whole Halloween franchise.
The acting was terrible, with the minor exception of Sherriff Brackets character. it seemed as if all of Lauries lines are shrieks and screams and "fuck yous", and the other cast members aren't much better than that. Dr. Loomis isn't even Dr. Loomis anymore. In my opinion, this movie …
Rob Lewboski - wrote on 08/31/2009
I wanna start this out by Saying I love Rob Zombie's house of 1000 corpes and the devils rejects but this film fall very flat to his other work the movie dosent make much sense and the sense that it does make is stupid the gore is fine the kills are nothing original and alot of it is just Myers walking and building up to what might be this huge ending but you end up predicting this ending 20 minutes before it happens ,not to mention througout the film the characters were nothing like they were from the first film which made it crazy your thinking what the hell happened loomis he not even Dr. Loomis I The only person I can say did very well in this movie was Brad Dourif he was great.Keep trying Rob I think you still have it in you to be great but maybe this just isnt your franchise
Matthew Sanchelli - wrote on 08/29/2009
So, I went to see this movie last night. It took me until this morning to allow everything to sink in and really reflect on everything that had transpired in the movie.
This is not your typical Halloween movie. This is not a remake of Halloween II (81). Pretty much the only thing that makes this a Halloween movie is that is has the characters that John Carpenter and Debra Hill created.
Rob took the original Halloween and "re-imagined" (or whatever you want to call it) back in 2007. Now, he's made his own movie out of Halloween 2 (or H2); from what he started with 2 years ago.
I will say now that I am a huge fan of the original Halloween and the work of John Carpenter. I also absolutely love the Halloween series and respect it in it's own nature.
H2 is not your …