John Doe's Movie Review of Ratatouille

Rating of
2.5/4

Ratatouille

Lesson for the kids: House rats make great food.
John Doe - wrote on 07/10/07

I have a hard time with Pixar films sometimes. It's difficult to remember I am watching a film made for the kids that I don't have and therefore didn't bring with me... I also feel the need to bring a date with me or wait for video because... and stay with me here...

Me + Ratatouille = pedophile
Me + Another Dude + Ratatouille = 2 pedophiles
Me + Date = Poor sap who's girl wanted to see the new Pixar flick. Benefit of the doubt goes to me. >>> (Winner) <<<

I was a little let down because of the hype this movie generated. It wasn't even close to unwatchable but I found myself bored through several scenes. The graphics are stunning and so close to real at points it makes you wonder if it might just be cheaper to find a real life talking, acting rat. I think you all know who I have in mind... Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hasn't worked since 1991. Don't tell me that rodent wouldn't probably work for an 8 ball of cocaine right now... This might just be me blowing smoke but I bet training mutant turtles ninjitsu doesn't pay what it used to. No doubt he could be tricked into doing his own stunts for free too.

None-the-less, the graphics were incredible as expected. Ending was "cute" as expected. Movie went a little slow... not expected. Ratatouille gets 2.5 out of a possible 4 white vans with no windows in the theater parking lot.

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Nick - wrote on 07/15/07 at 11:38 PM CT

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Me + Another Dude + Ratatouille does not equal 2 pedophiles.
Me + Another Dude + Ratatouille = butt buddies

Alex - wrote on 07/10/07 at 09:00 AM CT

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I was going to ask you if you wanted to see this tonight or tomorrow with Gwynn and I....looks like you already did.

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