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Overall Rank: 7335
Average Rating: 2.8/4
# of Ratings: 8
Theatrical Release Date: 10/10/2025
Language: English
Genre: Comedy, Drama
MPAA Rating: R
Director: Mary Bronstein
Actors: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald
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If life had legs, it'll kick the shit out of you
Matthew Brady - wrote on 11/13/2026
We all have tough, stressful days when everything around us feels chaotic, things go wrong, and we feel out of control, with people around us becoming irritating and inconsiderate. But what we often don’t realise or take for granted is that we have the opportunity to take time for ourselves, whether during a timeout or after we get home, to cool down, recharge, and move forward. Imagine if we don’t — it’s just an endless hell with no escape, where we never get a moment to cool down, and things don’t improve. That’s the overall familiar experience of this film—just a stressful nightmare of a movie, where this poor woman is driven to insanity by life and people.
In the film, we follow Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist whose life is slowly falling apart. Her daughter is ill, …
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