SIngli6's Movie Review of Contagion

Rating of
2.5/4

Contagion

DAMN YOU, SODERBERGH
SIngli6 - wrote on 10/22/11

How does he do it? How does Steven Soderbergh do it? How does he manage to turn a film with a great cast and a bloody terrifying premise into a piece of remediless tedium?! How, how, HOW?!! It's not as though he has to try very hard. The film, after all, is about a damned global pandemic! But Soderbergh, in all his independent American film sagacity, would much rather spend the majority of his allegedly terrifying parable of mother earth's diabolical revenge plot showing us static shots of people talking about the direr implications of a disease than actually showing us the blasted chaos. Not that I am adverse to listening to exchanges resplendent in scientific jargon that concern widespread death and pandemonium, but, seeing as this is a primarily VISUAL medium, it would be nice to actually see a few more people falling in front of buses and salivating at an alarming rate. Call me old fashioned, but I like disaster films to be more aesthetically interesting.

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