| Movie Reviewed | Type | Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills - An ass is an ass | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| Reflections in a Golden Eye - Not quite a cotillion | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Domino (2005) - Blood, guns, and Brian Austin Green | Full | 2.5/4 | View |
| Torremolinos 73 - Lights! Camera! Cum Shot! | Full | 3.5/4 | View |
| Layer Cake - Great Pecs, Tight Ass (I mean, Story) | Full | 3.0/4 | View |
| Melinda and Melinda - ****face and Douchebag | Full | 1.5/4 | View |
| Bright Young Things - Party Monsters | Full | 2.5/4 | View |
| The Manchurian Candidate (2004) - Remake ambush | Full | 2.0/4 | View |
