| Movie Reviewed | Type | Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Bourne Legacy | Quick | 1.5/4 | View |
| John Carter | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| American Hustle | Quick | 3.0/4 | View |
| The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - Move over Draco, Smaug's got you beat! | Full | 3.5/4 | View |
| The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | Quick | 2.5/4 | View |
| Thor: The Dark World | Quick | 2.5/4 | View |
| 12 Years a Slave | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| The Conjuring | Quick | 3.5/4 | View |
| The Lone Ranger (2013) - The Long Ranger (cuz it's too dam long) | Full | 2.5/4 | View |
| The Great Gatsby (2013) | Quick | 3.5/4 | View |
| The Mummy (1999) | Quick | 4.0/4 | View |
| Gangster Squad | Quick | 2.0/4 | View |
| The Raid 2 - Holy F**king S*** (x10)!!!!! | Full | 4.0/4 | View |
| Godzilla (2014) - March of the King of Monsters | Full | 3.0/4 | View |
| Man of Steel - I loved Man of Steel. There I said it. | Full | 3.5/4 | View |
| Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope - Que the scrowling text and loud music please! | Full | 4.0/4 | View |
| Jaws - Dun dun dun dun dun dudududu.... | Full | 4.0/4 | View |
| Raiders of the Lost Ark - Best Blockbuster Evah | Full | 4.0/4 | View |
