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Indyfreak
Indyfreak
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Rating of
0.5/4

So bad it makes TERMINAL (2018) look professional.

Indyfreak - wrote on 04/15/2019

This movie is so bizarrely constructed and the editing is so bad, one can easily call it The Snowman of 2018. While that failed venture was your standard police procedural made into a woeful example of outsider art through bad luck, this film aims for some near incomprehensible labyrinthine parody of every postmodern thriller made since Pulp Fiction or The Usual Suspects.
The closest that can be described to being a serviceable plot is that a slinky sexy woman named Nicola Six (no seriously that's her name) is blorn with the uncanny gift of premonition. And she guesses her murderer upon entering a sleazy London pub and being courted by a series of strange or suspicious characters. In between that, there is a lot of overwrought narration by a bored Billy Bob Thornton; a darts …

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