TrifibianTerror's Movie Review of Serenity (2005)

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Serenity (2005)

TrifibianTerror - wrote on 11/11/09

God, how it hurts to write that name.
This sick, ungodly, downright blasphemous excuse for cinema comes to us from Joss Whedon, creator Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Is it any different? Oh, God no. Don't get me wrong, I liked Buffy, but this, excuse my French, blatant bullshit is nothing more than Buffy...In Space!
I'm afraid I cannot reveiw the whole turgid thing, since I turned off my rental copy not even halfway through! The pure amount of unoriginality was mind boggling. Can Joss Whedon create original characters? No! Can he change humour one iota? No! It's the same damned thing! These cocky, arrogant, stereotypical characters crawl out of the woodwork, ad nauseum. The film plays like a bad fan-ficiton.
I've never seen show Firefly, and now, I have absolutely no wish to see it. I'd rather be crucified upside down by flaming homeless men with needles for fingers and castrated by rabid wolves than watch this...thing which deifes all that is shit about film.

I heartily reccomend you avoid this crock of ass, and quarantine and kill any family members who own it and/or like it to stop this plague of balls from spreading.

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Jase - wrote on 01/30/12 at 05:01 AM CT

Serenity Review comment

My last comment was broken up into paragraphs, but ended up being mashed together. I apologize, since that makes it a bit more difficult to read.

Jase - wrote on 01/30/12 at 04:59 AM CT

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This is an old review and I doubt its author is active on this site anymore, but I still have to comment on it. It just seems absurd to me that someone would write such a bad review of, or even rate, a movie that they didn't finish watching.

The first thing the review's author points to is that it is unoriginal. Maybe I've missed all the other post-war science fiction-Western hybrid films in which everyone speaks Mandarin and English due to China and the United States having aligned to …

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