Rating of
1/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 08/05/25
Borderlands does everything possible to get things wrong - the casting is off, the CG is terrible, the story is laughable, the dialogue is cringe-inducing and the editing is a mess. I want to see Eli Roth's R-rated version of this. Maybe it wouldn't good, either, but it has to be better than what we're left with. Fans of the game will hate this. People who never played the game may like it slightly more - but it's still not going to please them, either. A big swing and a huge miss. Jack Black was OK though.
