patjohnson76's Movie Review of 2012

Rating of
0.5/4

2012

The dumbest movie ever
patjohnson76 - wrote on 04/08/10

It's probably useless to review this movie, as it's only real story is that the world ends in 2012. Really, all it is is an excuse to show mass CGI destruction around an idea that isn't true. Did you know that when the state of California falls around you, you can outrun it with a limo and everything collapses just after you go over it? Did you know you get great cell phone reception when a tidal wave is about to kill you? Oh yeah, and you can also outrun a volcanic cloud from Yellowstone that somehow makes it to DC before it gets to Vegas. Go see The Day After Tomorrow, that one at least knew that it was out there but actually tried to make sense.

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