By Chris Kavan - 03/10/20 at 08:53 PM CT
So here we are again - I get to give you a list of a bunch of movies, none of which are good enough to be considered a wide release. That's right - it's the easiest of updates to post and the most boring as well. I hate not being able to talk about anything - there's not even a decent limited release that interests me this time around. Therefore, I pray to the the ratings gods that next week and all the weeks ahead bring better tidings. As it is, enjoy this mighty list of movies most people will probably never even watch:
BLUE STORY
Rated R for violence and language throughout, drug use and some sexuality.
BOYZ IN THE WOOD
Rated R for drug content, language throughout including sexual references, and some violence/bloody images.
BURROW
Rated G
DINO DANA THE MOVIE
Rated PG for some creature action and thematic elements.
FROM JAIL CELL TO STEM CELL
Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, suggestive references and brief partial nudity.
GHOSTS OF WAR
Rated R for strong bloody violence, disturbing and grisly images, language and brief nude
images.
OUT
Rated PG for mild thematic elements.
THINK LIKE A DOG
Rated PG for rude and suggestive material.
WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS
Rated R for bloody violence, pervasive language, some drug use and sexual references.
