A Very Brief MPAA Ratings Bulletin

By Chris Kavan - 03/10/20 at 07:53 PM CT

So here we are again - I get to give you a list of a bunch of movies, none of which are good enough to be considered a wide release. That's right - it's the easiest of updates to post and the most boring as well. I hate not being able to talk about anything - there's not even a decent limited release that interests me this time around. Therefore, I pray to the the ratings gods that next week and all the weeks ahead bring better tidings. As it is, enjoy this mighty list of movies most people will probably never even watch:

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BLUE STORY

Rated R for violence and language throughout, drug use and some sexuality.


BOYZ IN THE WOOD

Rated R for drug content, language throughout including sexual references, and some violence/bloody images.


BURROW

Rated G


DINO DANA THE MOVIE

Rated PG for some creature action and thematic elements.


FROM JAIL CELL TO STEM CELL

Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, suggestive references and brief partial nudity.


GHOSTS OF WAR

Rated R for strong bloody violence, disturbing and grisly images, language and brief nude
images.


OUT

Rated PG for mild thematic elements.


THINK LIKE A DOG

Rated PG for rude and suggestive material.


WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS

Rated R for bloody violence, pervasive language, some drug use and sexual references.

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