Pinocchio Quick Movie Reviews

Quick Movie Reviews

Rating of
1.5/4

Logan D. McCoy - wrote on 10/21/2022

Disney's live-action remake of their very best movie gets almost everything about the story of the wooden puppet who wanted to be a real boy dead wrong, which begs the question: Have the mindless hacks who make these abominations ever seen the originals, or have they just had them explained to them by money hungry studio shills?

Rating of
0.5/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 09/29/2022

I had more enjoyment reading the terrible reviews ripping this movie to pieces than the actual movie. This is the definition of a soulless corporate film.

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