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BryanFury - wrote on 03/15/2008
Let me start off by saying Meet the Spartans did a pretty decent job working its comedy into my veins. Although a lot of critics would have loved to just massacre this movie because they’d find it dreadfully unfunny, I on the other hand beg to differ. I knew from the get go what I was going into when the sound of clashing thunder and lightning thrall the beginning of this movie. Awful choice to do a Shrek the third spoof so let me just get that unfunny introduction out the way, and trust me it would be smooth sailing from there on. The idea of spoofing an enormous name such as 300 is not as easy as it sounds. First we have to find someone who looks good in a leather diaper, and has a huge rock solid body. Painted abs check, Leonidas beard check and the most important thing of all is he …
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Delorted - wrote on 01/30/2008
Last year I decided that “Epic Movie” was the most eye-gougingly awful movie in existence. That was true until “Meet the Spartans” came out this year. Now we have a whole new low that I honestly never thought we’d be able to sink to. Here we have a movie that is so staggeringly awful that it’s almost not worth writing a review. I wish I could just put in big bold letters “DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE” and be done with it, but it’s my sworn duty to myself to do this job that I don’t get paid for. Even if I did get paid, it would never be enough to compensate for the suffering watching this movie can be.
I can only guess that the main plot of the movie was a parody of the movie “300,” and by guess, I mean that the narrator tells you right off the bat that you are …
