Rating of
1/4
Chris Kavan - wrote on 12/25/12
I could write many terrible things about this but will leave it at this: whittling down a full-fledged mini-series into a movie is a bad idea, even when random female nudity is involved. Play the game "The Witcher" instead (or read the freakin' books) and just pretend this abomination doesn't exist.
