Rating of
0.5/4
The Shit-Heap that Thought it was Cruel Intentions
The SHC - wrote on 05/27/09
There are some movies that leave me scratching my head and asking "why would they ever make a sequel to this?" This directly applies to Cruel Intentions 3. Although the origional is one of my favourite movies, even I have to admit that it really isn't the type of movie that you don't make a sequel to. Well, the first sequel, Cruel Intentions 2, was released direct-to-video, and was somewhat enjoyable. Somewhat. At least that one had some good moments and, since it was a prequal, had the character Sebastian from the first movie, which was a good move. However, this one had no characters from the first movie (oh, right, it had one of the COUSINS of the characters, how could I POSSIBLEY forget?), has really bad acting (well, at least it has the dude from Dawson's Creek. That's a start), and a god-awful plotline. Also, since it has practically nothing to do with the origional two, I don't even call it "Cruel Intentions 3". I, instead, call it "The Shit-Heap that Thought it was Cruel Intentions". The plot is just a bunch of college kids trying to have sex. Huh, sounds like an American sequel. Since I don't think any of you should watch it, I'll just tell you how it ends and save you from a possible suicide. Here's how it ends:
The annoying guy gets arrested for rape, the guy from Dawson's Creek is pissed because he
didn't get lade, and the bitch turns out to be a bitch. Great ****ing surprise.
Just stay the **** away from this movie. The prequel's tolerable, and the first one's great, but please, for the love of God, stay away from this movie.
