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Oh gad! Sooooooo typical!
The Marowak - wrote on 02/17/09
Hey there horror drudgees! Have you been good? If you haven't then "the Messengers" has just the ripe punishment for you: you must move to an isolated old house in the middle of farm country.
Just imagine your bad, naughty self all shacked up in the Psycho house- wait, did you just see a white eyed ghoul crawling down your new ceiling from the reflection of your child's cereal spoon?!? Oh schnaps!
Don't go outside or about a billion crowes will peck your face off. That, and they'll also eat all the seeds for your new sunflower business. That's right! Your bum deserves so much of a whack due to your naughtiness that you must also persevere through a small sunflower business venture! Ahhhhhhhh!
