Rating of
0.5/4
Matthew Brady - wrote on 03/02/22
"I was not born on a turnip truck man."
I couldn't hear a single word that came out of Steven Seagal's fat mouth. If you had a hard time understanding what the characters are saying in a Christopher Nolan movie, then Stevie would like to speak to you...if you could understand him.
Like, imagine getting paid just to sit in a chair, say your lines horribly while out of breath, and walk around sets pointing a gun like an idiot.
Steven is taking laziness to a new level. The only reason I'm watching these is just so I can make fun of Seagal.
