New Movie Reviews: Movies In Theaters

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/28/15

Middle finger all the way

My message to everyone who made this movie: The director, the cast, the writing, the boom mic guy, the people who did the lighting and... January itself.


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Dal - wrote on 02/23/15

49 Shades at Best

I had high expectations for this film being a fan of the book. Leaving the theater I was left with mixed emotions. Jamie Dorian and Dakota Johnson's chemistry wasn't there. That was obvious from multiple interview confessions and it was easy relayed to the big screen. There was also huge characteristic traits missing for Christian Grey, some that I found most important for explaining his morals. The movie was also taken in a comedic approach, something I wasn't enticed by. Even with these flaws...

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/21/15

Kingsman is simple awesome

So Fifty shades of F***ing Sh*t top this movie at the box office where 50 shades got everything wrong and there's nothing good about it, but Kingsman got a lot of good things to talk about so at the end of the day Kingsman win.

The story is about a street-wise punk with a set of fast hands (and a faster mouth), finds himself recruited by an underground spy agency. If he can pass their test, he will be one of the new initiated into their ranks - just a threat from a twisted tech genius threat...

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/18/15

If Clue ever had a bastard child it will be this

Let's talk about The Loft...god help me.

The story to The Loft is about five unlikable friends turn a loft into their own extra-marital affair playground. But when a young woman if found murdered on the property, and the only five keys belong to each of the five men, the suspicions turns on each other.

Just when I thought I had a lucky escape from January with the movies that came out, so far February has been a hard month for me, not because of home problems or other such dramas, no it's...

Chris Kavan - wrote on 02/15/15

Altar is Predictable But Satisfying Horror

Although this haunter house mystery doesn't break the mold when it comes the story, it's bolstered by the presence of Olvia Williams, along with enough scares to make a decent horror film.

The setup is a classic - a family relocates to a Victorian-era mansion - a one-timed Bread and Breakfast, whose owner is looking to restore it to its former glory. Meg Hamilton (Williams) is the restoration expert. Her husband Alec (Matthew Modine) is a struggling artist hoping the fresh air will help rein...