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  The Boy Next Door  
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Rating of: 1/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/28/15

Middle finger all the way


My message to everyone who made this movie: The director, the cast, the writing, the boom mic guy, the people who did the lighting and... January itself.


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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water  
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water  Add to movie list
Rating of: 3/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/25/15

Best acid trip ever


Who known that a SpongeBob Movie produce by Nickelodeon film would actually turn out not as terrible as I thought it will just because of Nickelodeon track record of the last couple years.

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water is about a very important recipe goes missing, Spongebob jumps out of 2D and into our 3D world to retrieve it. But it's not going to be easy getting it back, as a scurvy pirate stands between Spongebob and the recipe.

I remember the time when Nickelodeon was the ...

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  Fifty Shades of Grey  
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Rating of: 2/4

Dal - wrote on 02/23/15

49 Shades at Best


I had high expectations for this film being a fan of the book. Leaving the theater I was left with mixed emotions. Jamie Dorian and Dakota Johnson's chemistry wasn't there. That was obvious from multiple interview confessions and it was easy relayed to the big screen. There was also huge characteristic traits missing for Christian Grey, some that I found most important for explaining his morals. The movie was also taken in a comedic approach, something I wasn't enticed by. Even with these flaws...

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  Jupiter Ascending  
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Rating of: 2.5/4

Courtney - wrote on 02/21/15

"Jupiter Ascending" is like a cross between the "Fifth Element" and "Dune". I don't understand why they made Jupiter a russian. Her russian family were boring dumkofts.

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service  
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Rating of: 3.5/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/21/15

Kingsman is simple awesome


So Fifty shades of F***ing Sh*t top this movie at the box office where 50 shades got everything wrong and there's nothing good about it, but Kingsman got a lot of good things to talk about so at the end of the day Kingsman win.

The story is about a street-wise punk with a set of fast hands (and a faster mouth), finds himself recruited by an underground spy agency. If he can pass their test, he will be one of the new initiated into their ranks - just a threat from a twisted tech genius threat...

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  The Voices  
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Rating of: 3/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/20/15

Crazy but understandable Reynolds


Who every thought that a movie starring Ryan Reynolds where he talks to his pets like Doctor Dolittle that tell him to kill people would actually make a pretty damn enjoyable film.

The story is about are main character Jerry who is a likeable bachelor living in a seemingly normal apartment along with his dog, Bosco, and his cat, Mr. Whiskers. But under his innocent facade lies the minds of killer - thanks to the advice he gets from his evil cat, even while his benevolent dog tries to steer h...

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  The Loft  
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Rating of: 1/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/18/15

If Clue ever had a bastard child it will be this


Let's talk about The Loft...god help me.

The story to The Loft is about five unlikable friends turn a loft into their own extra-marital affair playground. But when a young woman if found murdered on the property, and the only five keys belong to each of the five men, the suspicions turns on each other.

Just when I thought I had a lucky escape from January with the movies that came out, so far February has been a hard month for me, not because of home problems or other such dramas, no it's...

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service  
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Rating of: 3.5/4

Snoogans - wrote on 02/16/15

Brash and Ballsy 007 Love Letter!


'Kingsman' is a wild and crazy action/spy flick! The film takes clear homage from the more fantastical James Bond outings. Advanced gadgetry, over-the-top stunts, megalomaniac villains with lairs and lethal henchmen, suits, liquor, bedding beautiful women, and the suave Englishman hero. These tropes are simultaneously subverted with a wink, and lovingly embraced in the most brash manner. Our main hero rises through the ranks to become an ultimate badass gentleman spy. His training involves...

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  Altar  
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Rating of: 2.5/4

Chris Kavan - wrote on 02/15/15

Altar is Predictable But Satisfying Horror


Although this haunter house mystery doesn't break the mold when it comes the story, it's bolstered by the presence of Olvia Williams, along with enough scares to make a decent horror film.

The setup is a classic - a family relocates to a Victorian-era mansion - a one-timed Bread and Breakfast, whose owner is looking to restore it to its former glory. Meg Hamilton (Williams) is the restoration expert. Her husband Alec (Matthew Modine) is a struggling artist hoping the fresh air will help rein...

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  Fifty Shades of Grey  
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Rating of: 0.5/4

Matthew Brady - wrote on 02/15/15

Atrociously bad


Fifty Shades of Grey more like Fifty Shades of Abuse.

The story is about a literature student, interviews the wealthy, intimidating Christian Grey and instantly develops an attraction to the enigmatic man. Grey is likewise drawn to Ana - but will only agree to a relationship on his own terms. Both will discover a place where want and desire intersect.

Fifty Shades of Grey was a movie that I had zone interested in, because I was in that bad mood where if I see a best selling novel being ma...

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