"All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years!"
- Margo Channing, All About Eve
"If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."
- Mohandas K. Gandhi, Gandhi
"I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled 'You, Kant, Always Get What You Want'" - Hedwig, Hedwig and the Angry Inch