Space Truckers.
What a boring-ass film! I can't believe I fell for it.
Yes, Space Truckers starring Steven Dorff (who went on to do Alone in the Dark. Go figure) and Dennis Hopper is about truckers...IN SPACE!!! Dennis Hopper is a lone wolf trucker who goes by his own rules, but when his shipment of square pigs (yes) is taken by an evil trucking corporation, his job is taken by Dorff, who is a quick witted youngster eagre to make a name for himself. Along for th ride is Debi Mazar, who spends more than half of the film in her underwear.
Hopper, Dorff and Mazar are given the task of transporting a mysterious cargo to Earth, but they are hijacked by pirates led by a cyborg scientist who is horny for Mazar. And then the cargo comes alive and it turns out it's full of killer robots who g... |
Rating of
1/4 |
