Hey there drudgees! Have you been polite or are you smuggling vodka into your subway runs and passing out? Bad bat-drudgee! Don't you know vodka's bad in our horror world?!? Smack, smack, and smackers to your bummers!
Meanwhile, Christopher Smith pretends to be Neil Marshall and adopts one of those naughty The Descent creatures. Yummy, until it goes all stalker-licious on subway wanderers. Near the end it learns English and tells us it's name is Craig. Franka is lip-lickable as always though our zanny script makes her do the usual duh! stuff, i.e. "Wait! What was that sound?!?" times about 20.