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10/23/2016 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Halloween material

"I'm not here to make you happy. I'm not here to brighten your dismal day. And I am certainly not here to elicit an amused response. I am here to end your miserable life."

I'm not a real hardcore Rob Zombie fan. In a dark past, I saw "House of 1000 corpses". A kind of "Texas Chainsaw massacre" story, where a group of nobodies fall into the hands of a crazy family. And a few years ago I saw the not so brilliant "The Lords of Salem" with a pack of elderly witches haunting a local female disc jockey. Far from impressive and filled with absurd scenes. The most exciting part were the seductive curves of Zombie's wife (Sheri Moon Zombi). And that's all I knew about Rob Zombie's oeuvre. Had I known this was another movie from him, perhaps I would have s...

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10/20/2016 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

31 - Movie Review

"31" is your typical Rob Zombie film that if you've seen one film, then you seen it all.

- Over the top gore
- The writing is trash
- The editing is awful
- Sheri Moon Zombie is a terrible actress
- It's predicable
- Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs accent in the movie was pretty embarrassing

So yeah, I'm not the biggest fan of Rob Zombie. The only movie I like from Rob is "The Devil Rejects" and that's it. There's something about Robs work that doesn't click with me, but hey, that's just me.

But what made this movie watchable is Richard Brake as Doom head. He was pretty damn amazing in this and at times I saw a little bit of the Joker in him. Well, he should have been the Joker and not Leto, because he's madness feels natural and not forced. He's violent and he lo...

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