A pearl necklace from God?
Having the best film title around is about all G has going for it.
Richard T. Jones, a hiphop record producer, and Blair Underwood fight
over the laughably emotive (and, frankly, not pretty) Chenoa Maxwell.
Considering the genre (pseudo-gangsta love drama), I can forgive a
lot. My biggest complaint is not that the editing is slipshod, nor
that Maxwell is truly awful, nor that Underwood (quite possibly the
most attractive man on earth) looks like R Kelly here (and that's not
good). It's supposed to be a movie about hiphop – with practically NO
HIPHOP! Oh – one of the most memorable unmemorable quotes in cinema
this year comes from G: "Happiness is God's orgasm."