The Marowak's Movie Review of Pulse ( Kairo )

Rating of
4/4

Pulse ( Kairo )

Brillaint + Great = Grelliant!
The Marowak - wrote on 02/17/09

Hey there horror drudgees! Have you been good or were you bad, therefore dead, and are now looking for that special, delicious frequency to get back to the land of the living? By the way, the land of the living doesn't include Montana!

Meanwhile bat-fans, the dead people of Japan watched Poltergeist and White Noise and decided televisions and the radio are simply suck, sucky, suckiest, and sucktasticmagorical ways to try to get back at you. Let's think now... how else, if one were dead, would one come back? ... A-ha! The internet! That little demon has itself a sight that is letting the dead through! Geepers drudgees!

On a serious note though sweetums, this movie is awesome! Goose-bumps, chills, and a hand over the ol' eyes made me wish for a snuggle buddy! This one is wound so tight that I wanted to lick it like a lolly to taste the purpose. By the way, that blonde that was a detective and is now a hero did a remake and it's atrocious in the bad way! Watch this drudgees, it's contemplative bliss and if you don't like it then I'll suck... your face off. Kidding! Not kidding that Montana sucks!

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