beckonthemoon's Movie Review of Hostel

Rating of
0.5/4

Hostel

Nevermind, I'l watch Sound of Music
beckonthemoon - wrote on 08/30/08

This film is why people call horror films tasteless art. It is a compilation of blood, boobs, and bad acting. Plus, even the concept is pretty sweet, the story sucks and spells horrible drab slasher film. This is a story about guys trying to get laid, and finding a hostel in some dirt rat country, to to get sold to psychopaths who wish to kill them. Except for the whole buying and selling part, Eli Roth gives us absolutely nothing here. This film can't make me scream, and thankfully never will. Sorry Eli, but this isn't a horror film. It is officially torture porn. Good night.

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