Create Game Lists on MeltedJoystick.com
FilmCrave home
   Movies  Members
Search +
Searching... Close  
Are you sure you want to delete this comment?
  
 
  Login Using Facebook
Twitter
 
     

smeagol's Movie Reviews (226)

view profile + 
 
2/4
3.5/4
1.5/4
3.5/4
3.5/4
1.5/4
0.5/4
2.5/4
1.5/4
3/4
2.5/4
3/4
1.5/4
1.5/4
0.5/4
3.5/4
2.5/4
3/4
3/4
1.5/4
1.5/4
1/4
3.5/4
3.5/4
3/4

Next 25
 

Dracula Untold 
dracula untold doesn't bite it sucks
1.5/4 stars

This is a stupid movie.that reminds me of the poor i frankenstein that came out this year but not as good as that poor movie.. its just silly & boring and empty. The whole story of dracula in the cave was silly and made no sence, he would of chose anyone. the wife who falls hundreds of feet and still manages to speak with not a mark on her. the silly moving like a flock of bats and the poor bat effects was silly. the bad guy enemy just was so shallow, the effect sounds were over the top. a vampire that can kill a thousand men in one go, ridiculous, vampires are stronger and immortal not super heros. it was corny as well and just nothing rang true or connected together well. he becomes a vampire to save his family which in turn releases the cave vampire who does nothing upon release, zzz
the director in interviews came across as abit of a idiot as well by saying its not a vampire movie yet he calls it dracular about a vampire, and by saying he doesn't like vampire movies . which kind of sums up this film its done by someone who is cluless .
i was expecting a story a epic tale on a man who became a vampire to save his people and in turn became something much darker.
but instead i got a lot of silly corny scenes lots of bats that looked unrealstic and a guy that never really done much., you spend a lot of time thinking comon move the story on this cant be it surely. but then it ends.


Recent Comments

Comment On Review

 
 
Log In
Help on how to log into FilmCrave
Login with Facebook
Login with FilmCrave
 
 
What Members Are Doing
Movie Talk
New Movie Reviews
New Movie Lists
2005 by Karmand
2017 Rated and Ranked by Chris Kavan
Movies First Seen in 2017 by royaluglydudes
Movies of 2017 by Stoney McStonerson
2009 Movies by Mr Cinema
movies of 2017 by skater4159
Movies I Want To See by Laura
Top Movie List by Jesse

 

 

 

Contact FilmCrave Public Relations    

Advertise and Business

Developer API

Contact Us

Jobs

About us

SiteMap

 

Support FilmCrave

FAQ and Help

News and Press

Terms of Use

Privacy

   
Are you sure you want
to delete this review?