Rating of
2/4
Noah is no titanic - unrealistic sillyness
smeagol - wrote on 07/07/14
Well whether you believe in the story of noah or not it doesn't really matter as this movie was just silly.
if your going to do a movie on noah it needs to be dark real and dirty looking you need to feel the power of what is to be and the fear and everything needs to powerful. this movie had none of those elements.
instead it seemed low budget of just a family and a a load of extras later on. and some cheesy use of cgi.
there was no realness to it at all. the watchers made of stone were like transformers and just plain silly
the constant corny kid scenes where annoying and overally done . the dialogue was childish. you never once believed these people or that they were from that time. i would expect people to be a lot harder back then even the kids. not drippy. just so much is wrong with this movie. it doesn't matter if your religious or not , if you are your find it silly and if your not you should still think the same. it just wasn't real
russel crow done a good job and ray winston was good and toned down his performance which was wise and good but your only as good as the story and script. and this was nothing like it should have been
maybe one day they will make a epic movie of noah and do it how it should be. but this was really silly.
it should be a serious movie as hey its the end of the human race but instead it was so unrealistic.
