Yojimbo's Movie Reviews (2058)

Rate Movie:

This movie was an epic failure This movie was horrible This movie was not good This movie was average This movie was okay This movie was good This movie was great This movie was incredible

Add Movie To List:

Knowing 
"Knowing" by Yojimbo
2/4 stars

A time capsule is opened after 50 years and seems to contain predictions about every catastrophe that has happened in the world over the time it has been underground. It has always disturbed me how a lot of these hokey conspiracy chillers often seem to contain an underlying "stealth" agenda that depicts modern science as a load of quackery unable to grasp the "truth" contained within a 2000 year old book of contradictory fairy tales and gibberish, and atheism in particular as " just a phase" undergone by misguided buffoons who are sulking about losing a wife/child/cocker spaniel/favourite budgie. That aside, Knowing is actually a decently made supernatural thriller containing some initially intriguing hooks, atmospheric visuals and appropriately spectacular ID4 style destruction. The children managed to be bearable and love or loathe him, Nic Cage is Nic Cage. All of that is really rather unimportant though, because all of these "twist" based one idea stories live or die by their initial concepts and if they're not good enough, the entire thing is built on quicksand. Without wanting to give away the "big surprise" ending, I could point out that this film's plot is virtually identical to that of the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still, so anyone who has seen that doesn't need it spelt out ot them. To those who haven't: L-A-M-E. Worse than The Happening.

Recent Comments

Comment On Review

lpd381- wrote on 07/17/12 at 05:07 PM CT   I don't think you understand how hard it is to lose a cocker spaniel. Maybe one day well all be lucky enough to open a time capsule and find a series of numbers that point to the alien gods. Write On Profile +