Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
Steve Martin: Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? ...'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied to my penis?