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Hitch (2005) Movie Reviews

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07/22/2013 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

Predictable, Unfunny, and Way Too Long

Hitch just doesn't work. Plain and simple. The cast tries hard (for the most part), but this film just simply isn't funny. Featuring a bloated run time of nearly 2 hours, I laughed only once or twice. Yes, Hitch is that despicable kind of movie; a comedy that's not funny. And worse still, it's also absurdly predictable. Formula, formula, formula, and not a single unique character, gag, or plot point. If it wasn't for the big name cast, I might've assumed this was a made-for-TV film.

The paper-thin plot (that is stretched to the breaking point) is about a dating adviser named Alex Hitchens (though he goes by Hitch). While Hitch has matched many people up with their perfect partner, Hitch himself has not had a long-running relationship. So Hitch finally hooks up with a girl, though unfor...

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02/05/2007 (0 of 0 found this helpful)

I usually don't go for the fluffy romantic comedy, but I happened to find Hitch a rather enjoyable, if not remarkable, film. Will Smith a good actor - even in bad movies, he's always good. If the movie itself happens to be good - bonus! As a date doctor, Smith hooks up average men with the girl of their dreams - strictly referrals. When he meets Albert, an accountant smitten with his client, the newly single model/socialite Allegra Cole, he is up for the challenge. Despite being able to help other men get the girl, Hitch himself is lovelorn. Of course he happens to meet a gossip columnist and woos her, with disastrous results. We all know where this is leading: date doctor, gossip columnist, socialite going out with an accountant? Still, it's enjoyable enough, even if you know the ...

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