Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Full Movie Reviews

Full Movie Reviews

myfaja
myfaja
Director

Rating of
0.5/4

WTF?

myfaja - wrote on 08/10/2010

This movie really pissed me off. For one thing the acting was completely horrendous, the only half-decent person in the whole movie was that Josh Hutcherson kid. Also, please stop with the vampire movies. Can Hollywood be a little original for once? Another thing that pisses me off is that everything happened way to fast. One minute he's telling him he can't leave the campground, the next there fighting in a frigin' forest. The story was pretty decent, but it was ruined by the terrible acting and bad special effects. One of the only reasons I bothered to watch this movie was because of Willem Dafoe, one of my favorite actors. His name was put in the main credits, but he's only in two scenes! I'm not under exaggerating. Two, count em'. But the number one thing that pissed me off the most …

Nerva
Nerva
Director

Rating of
2.5/4

decent

Nerva - wrote on 04/01/2010

Better than what I was expecting out of a PG13 vampire movie but still suffers from fatal cliche flaw. Pretty much you know right off the bat when two characters start off as great friends and some weird shit comes along they are going to be arch rivals at the end of it. My super ex girlfriend did it, smallville did it, xmen did it better than anyone.... I can't decide if John C Reily is either brilliant or horrible in this part, which I don't think I can explain something you'd have to watch. He doesn't exactly look act sound or do seem at all like a 'vampire' but maybe in a way that makes his portrayal more unique. I can see they're trying to start a franchise here and while that usually annoys me when they assume their movie is going to be so successful to warrant sequals right of the …

Rod
Rod
Producer

Rating of
2.5/4

Very Cool Movie!

Rod - wrote on 02/20/2010

First, it is very depressing to actually discover that the cinema where i watched this movie shortened it ( i figured it out when i see the trailer for the second time, there are scenes i haven't seen on the movie)- though i am not so sure because according to Nikkles, "I have a feeling parts of the story may have been cut out or glossed over to keep in all the action etc". BUT still, the movie is surprisingly - as Nikkles' term - amazing! The movie is very cool! i love to have it on DVD and watch it over and over again- haha! This vampire movie has a good story though Tiny's role was not that clear to me (does he just want to see war and people fighting???) , i love the way how Darren and Steve became vampires.

In general, the movie offers lots of amazing scenes. It is very …

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