More Like "Dead" in the Water...
0.5/4 stars

Horrible, horrible, horrible and quite possibly the biggest flop of 2006! My hair was a better story! I expected so much from this film being a Shyamalan fan and I, like all of his other fans, was let down. Let’s face it; this movie is not a think-piece about a childhood fantasy in context to our own lives. It's a about a director who wanted desperately to break his famous "Twist" tendency and more importantly this film is Shyamalan's middle finger at all of those people who think he's a one-trick pony. I hope Shyamalan has learned from this, that the best way to show others you have other things up your sleeve is by actually making a better movie, not whatever the hell you call this...

Bah Crumbug! - Everything about this flick was terrible. Everything.

Review by Supercrum