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Orphanage, The ( orfanato, El )
Amazingly Derivative
1.5/4 stars

This is quite possibly one of the most derivative, uninspiring, cliched, and otherwise dull excuses for a horror film that I have ever seen in my entire life. The perdurable misery of this Gothic nonsense is slightly ameliorated by the admittedly clever twist, but for the rest of the film the conventionality of proceedings is more likely to elicit a feeling of suicidal boredom than plenary fear.