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1/4 stars

This film borrows so much from better efforts and executes them poorly. It's the old I woke up in a scary place and I have no memory routine. While movies like Cube executed this perfectly, it all needs to start with a compelling premise. Instead we get a half assed attempt at science fiction and a laughable ending that basically steals from Soylent Green. I understand the constraints of working on a tight budget but that doesn't excuse a terrible movie. Half the time we get the main character wandering through the same underground tunnel in complete darkness and when he finally meets someone you wish he would go back to that tunnel as opposed to suffer through the horrible overacting. The only mystery here is how this movie got green lit.

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