Clash of the Titans (2010)
There is a terrible disease plaguing the cinema lately called Big-Budget-No-Story-itus. We can call it BBNS-1 for short. It has been striking at an alarming rate lately (Transformers 2, The Box, Gamer, etc.) and COTT (really?) is the latest example. When one starts to wish for the original stop-motion effects, which yielded a far more scary Kraken and a much, much richer Medusa, then one knows they've been chumped.
The opening here is a God of War 2 rip-off, so let us all hope together that that movie is in the works and will do everything the opposite of these poor BBNS-1 victims. Last, one can get through this with an actual cot (as opposed to COTT). It's nearly impossible to stay awake for the ridiculously long run time.