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The Goonies 
You idiot you glued it on upside down!
3/4 stars

I remember the first time I saw this movie in the theater, it was one of the coolest movies I have ever seen. Of course anything with skeletons, and shootouts was the coolest thing that any 8 year old could have seen. Ann Ramsey was the most frightening woman I think I had ever seen, and she put on one of the best performances ever as Mama Fratelli. Mystery, comedy, and the adventure in search of One-eyed Willy.

The best quote from the movie is Chunks confession: "Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."


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Super Kev

Super Kev- wrote on 08/30/07 at 02:50 AM CT

 

Hahaha! Kudos to you for putting that whole quote in there! Rock on!

 
 
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