You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Sandler's worst by far... And most of his are bad!
Most professional critics hate Adam Sandler. They have hated every single movie he has been in and despite that, some of his movies have had huge cult followings and are loved by millions. Maybe those millions are all idiots? Who knows. Nevertheless, I think this time, the critics are 100 percent right about his latest movie, The Zohan. I've always seen Sandler's films as The Three Stooges like, totally idiotic but somehow irresistible and yes, funny. Not this time though. The Zohan is just too awful and even the biggest Sandler fans are going to have a very hard time liking this movie. It's bad in every possible way. The acting is horrible, Sandler talks with a stupid Middle Eastern accent the whole film. If you hated his Waterboy voice, that's nothing compared to this one. The supporting acting is just as awful and the story is so ridiculous. Sandler is a Zohan in this film. He's pretty much an immortal force. He's like a retarded version of Superman. The plot of the film is even worse and it will insult your intelligence. I already mentioned that he's a superhuman force who fights in wars and kills everybody and is unkillable. Well, he's sick of the war life and he wants to move to America to be a.....hair stylist. I guess that's suppose to be funny, but it's not. Nothing is funny about this movie. He somehow lands a job as a hair sweeper and then moves to a hair stylist when he blows everyone away with his special ability; to have sex with the old women customers. Yup, it's true. That's only the beginning. I mean what else can I really say to convince you that this movie is horrible. I don't think I need to detail the whole plot because it's not there to begin with and it's just such a horribly executed movie in every way. There really is no reason for anyone to like this film. I mean how can it be done? The bottom line is Sandler sucked a big fat one. Easily his worst movie and probably one of the worst movies this decade, easily. Stay away from this film, even watching it on cable free is a bad deal. I can't believe people actually paid to see this pile of filth.