Rating of
0.5/4
Evil Bong
Drive-In Massacre - wrote on 10/10/11
Why do I do this to myself? Why, must I have the urge to waste good hours of my life knowing I'm going to watch complete crap.
I really don't have much to say at all. It's a Full Moon production, directed by Charles Band...I knew exactly what I was getting into. I have no one to blame other than myself. Yeah, it's a comedy that, with the exception of the constant weed and sex jokes, has the maturity level of Sesame Street. The Tommy Chong scenes, which may be the only funny scenes in the movie, feel like they were filmed in a few hours, never once doing a second take. Bill Moseley's cameo is also so phoned-in it's ridiculous.
I don't know, it's just the most forced and obvious weedsploitation movie I've ever seen (if this term hasn't been invented yet, I'm totally coining it). It's a horribly acted, B-movie that knows it's a parody and self-aware comedy, but it doesn't get how to be the least bit intelligent about it. The 80-minutes are excruciating, the puppet (typical of these types of films) is terribly made, and I don't even think most pot-heads would like to this movie to be apart of the weed genre. I hate Full Moon production, but their insane sounding movies just always draw me in, I'm sure this won't be the last of them this month. Charles Band is not a modern day Ed Wood, he's just Charles Band. Period.
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