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Masters of Horror - Haeckel's Tale 
Graveyards: the new singles bar!

Hey there drudgees! Have you been decently good or did you go wondering into the woods and see a scrumptous morsel you'd like to nibble on? If you've been naughty then you probably don't know this essential horror rule, which my dear drudgees, was not covered in Scream: ALWAYS LOOK AT A BABY'S FACE IF A 10/10 IS HOLDING IT!!!

Silly men always like those victorian secrets without regards though. But, careful smoochy bear, a baby born of living mother and dead hubbie may off and bite open your neck! Silly smoochy bear, your neck blood gushed all over my favorite portrait on the wall! Whack, whack, and whack to your bum!

This didn't goose-bump me enough for a snuggle buddy, and me thinks it a Frankenstein re-telling, so off with it's staright-to-DVD head! Kiss, kiss drudgees!

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