Allison's Movie Review of Beowulf (2007)

Rating of
1.5/4

Beowulf (2007)

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Allison - wrote on 11/14/07

The stars got me in the theater. Plus, I had high hopes for a script that was co-written by Roger Avary. However, it was pretty boring. I didn't realize it was in 3-D or animated before I went to see it. Angelina has nothing to worry about. She has mud covering her front and nipples. Having her completely naked would have made the movie better.

At one point I was wondering if 300 had inspired this piece of crap movie. I definitely hadn't signed up for 300, arrows, and battles and junk like that. The animation was good however, and I got to keep the 3-D glasses.

My friend liked it a lot more, but that's because he was forced to read the book in high school and thought the movie was a bit more comprehendible. He told the guy taking notes that the movie was good. I said it was "Okay." I'm just glad I didn't have to pay for the movie.

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