beckonthemoon's Movie Review of The Wicker Man (2006)

Rating of
1/4

The Wicker Man (2006)

This movie has never seen snow it's so far south
beckonthemoon - wrote on 08/30/08

Wow. Nicholas Cage in a hat twice the size of his head wasn't bad enough. No, lets make an island with some females obsessed with bees. That's terrifying. I LOVE BEES!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HONEY NUT CHERRIOS FOR ALL. Not worth a rental, or a sub-text in a book called "Worst Horror Movies Ever". I'm not sure if it was the stupid plot, or the fact that Nicholas Cage and his stoner voice don't belong in horror movies, but this sucked. The best part, which was funny as hell, is when he punches all of the woman on the island. That was pretty funny. Other than that, it's stupid. Utterly, stupid.

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