hoods_breath's Movie Review of The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Rating of
0.5/4

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

hoods_breath - wrote on 03/12/15

Run, don't walk--far far away from this flick.
This film is a poor man's Underworld. A cross between twilight, teen wolf--sporting costumes pulled out of the matrix. It fails to shift any higher than second gear and keeps you there for over 2 agonizing hours. You will yawn at actions sequences, be baffled at casting choices, and left wondering why characters dialogues and interactions never seem to truly connect. If you really want to watch this, which I strongly recommend against, but don't want to pay for it, just go digging in your nearest trash receptacle and you'll probably find one. If not, just pop in the half eaten waffle you found there instead and you'll get about the same level of enjoyment.

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