memento_mori's Movie Reviews



Movie Reviewed Type Rating
Once Upon a Time in Anatolia ( Bir Zamanlar Anadolu'da ) - A quest to film wind for 2.5 hours. Critical 2.0/4 View
X-Men: Days of Future Past - It seems there is a comic book God. Critical 3.5/4 View
Incendies - 'Grand' in the truest sense of the word. Critical 3.5/4 View
Blue is the Warmest Color ( vie d'Adèle, La ) - J'adore. Full 4.0/4 View
Godzilla (2014) - And the monster cried: meh. Critical 2.5/4 View
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Messier than a bundle of headphones. Critical 2.0/4 View
The Monuments Men - Clooney. How could you. Full 2.0/4 View
That Awkward Moment - That awkward moment when this movie f*cking blows. Full 1.5/4 View
Transcendence - How thin must a screenplay be? Full 1.5/4 View
Enemy (2014) - The Cheater. Full 4.0/4 View
Nebraska - Senile third world problems. Full 2.0/4 View
Philomena - A bad aftertaste of sentimentality. Full 2.0/4 View
RoboCop (2014) - Underwhelm me, I dare you RoboCop. Full 2.5/4 View
RoboCop (1987) Quick 3.0/4 View
Pain & Gain - This amount of stupidity should be punished. Full 0.5/4 View
The Counselor - Escapism at its absolute tardiest. Critical 1.0/4 View
Short Term 12 - An inquiry of tenderness. Full 3.5/4 View
The Wolf of Wall Street - Low-lives meet high life. Full 3.5/4 View
American Hustle - Relish the hustle. Full 4.0/4 View
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) - Awkward and unsubtle. Full 2.0/4 View
Out of the Furnace - Clumsy, but attention-grabbing. Full 3.0/4 View
The Spectacular Now - A modest spectacle. Full 3.0/4 View
Great Beauty, The ( grande bellezza, La ) - A movie that thinks. Critical 4.0/4 View
Don Jon - No laughing matter. Full 3.0/4 View
Stalker - Arm yourself with wisdom. Critical 4.0/4 View
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