Rating of
0.5/4
Yojimbo - wrote on 10/08/12
An unbelievably half-arsed Jaws rip-off that some say has a kitsch entertainment value, and I might have agreed if it didn't take itself so ridiculously seriously. When Jon Voight is leering at J Lo he just looks like he's trying to suck cottage cheese through his teeth. Laughably bad.
